Jackass

Wee Man died today when he had to take a shit and he fell in the toilet and drowned. Johnny Knoxville killed himself when he woke up in bed with someone and he rolled over to see Preston Lacy butt naked wearing a strap on. Jeff Tremaine was seen being taken to the hospital after trying to shoot himself when asked why , he said , Have you seen any of my work ? I suck. Steve-O did his most amazing stunt ever, he got a hard on, its really amazing considering he doesnt have a dick. Chris Pointless was rejected by playgirl , when asked why they rejected him they replied , None of our subscribers want manginas in our magazine, hes welcome to try again when he grows a dick. Bam Margera died when he tried to do another dildo stunt and it got stuck in his ass and he farted blowing himself up. The rest of the jackass guys sat crying in the corner because no one knows their names. Hey , Jack Shit aka Johnny Knoxville, you dissed me heres payback. Johnny and Jeff wanted to have sex but neither of them could find their dick so they had to buy a strap on. Well the fatass camera man wanted to jerk off but instead his dick broke leaving him crying for someone to kiss it and make it better instead he got gang banged by the whole jackshit crew.