Britney and friends

Okay, Dang yall, Im trying to think like Britney so I can understand what shes been thinkin' and Ive come to the conclusion that no one should ever try to think like Britney cause we got too many stupid people walking around already. Anyway, she fooled alot of people all this time but Ill let you in on a secret , Britney never could sing, shes always been talentless. I saw those pics of her with no panties. Ill admit I used to wanna see her pussy but not in a picture I wanted to see her pussy wrapped around my dick, you know, back when she was fine and hadnt had 2 kids yet and wasnt the fat ex wife of a male model reject whos rap career makes Vanilla Ice look gangsta and whos wrestling career makes him John Cenas bitch. Now back to those photos of fatney, my guess is that she wasnt wearing panties because Paris had been giving her a tongue lashing. I say that because she was wet as hell and in that one photo she had saliva on her. Hey Paris, Whats up? You make a sex tape with some nobody with a tiny dick but when you eat at the buffet Britney, nothing. If I make a sex tape and I will, I wont be with Britney cause shes fat and I wont be with Paris cause I saw her first tape " made pornstars look like oscar winners" so Ill be with someone hot, oh yeah I said hot and youre not. Maybe Ill give Nikki a call or maybe Ill show Lindsay what a real dick looks like, after being with so many midgets shes practically still a virgin ,they werent even big enough to reach her cherry much less pop it.