Jackass

Wee Man died today when he had to take a shit and he fell in the toilet and drowned. Johnny Knoxville killed himself when he woke up in bed with someone and he rolled over to see Preston Lacy butt naked wearing a strap on. Jeff Tremaine was seen being taken to the hospital after trying to shoot himself when asked why , he said , Have you seen any of my work ? I suck. Steve-O did his most amazing stunt ever, he got a hard on, its really amazing considering he doesnt have a dick. Chris Pointless was rejected by playgirl , when asked why they rejected him they replied , None of our subscribers want manginas in our magazine, hes welcome to try again when he grows a dick. Bam Margera died when he tried to do another dildo stunt and it got stuck in his ass and he farted blowing himself up. The rest of the jackass guys sat crying in the corner because no one knows their names. Hey , Jack Shit aka Johnny Knoxville, you dissed me heres payback. Johnny and Jeff wanted to have sex but neither of them could find their dick so they had to buy a strap on. Well the fatass camera man wanted to jerk off but instead his dick broke leaving him crying for someone to kiss it and make it better instead he got gang banged by the whole jackshit crew.

Hollywood Asylum

Alot of crazy shit has been going on in hollywood so I think its time I get my blog up to speed. People gave Britney alot of shit for shaving her head but I dont see a problem with that. She was just trying to make the carpet match the drapes. People give Britney alot of shit cause she dont wear panties. Well me and Britney have something in common neither of us wear panties. Anna Nicole and her son got killed by her crazy money hungry lawyer. What was Anna's talent? I mean being a crackhead slut isnt considered a talent so im curious about what her talent was supposed to be. I have a solution for Antanella Barba and Frenchie Davis from american idol , If they want to be famous they should look me up. And, after we're done with the 3some Ill sell the sex tape or I could put them in a movie but I like the 3some idea better. Mel Gibson Micheal Richards and Paris Hilton were all caught being racists. Heres a newsflash , its nothing new. Racism in hollywood has been there for years. All these pampered hollywood pussies think their better than everyone else.Paris is just another slut whos parents are rich . She doesnt have talent , she cant even read yet people treat her like shes something special but if her parents werent rich she would be standing on a corner somewhere or living in a trailerpark married to her cousin with 10 kids. Micheal Richards is just a has been actor whos only famous for a character he played 10 years ago. Lets be honest the real reason hes famous is cause hes the real life Pinochio. Hes the only man on earth whos nose is bigger than his dick. When he gets excited he cant hide it his nose grows and grows like pinochio . The real reason hes mad at black people is cause he wanted Mo Nique to sit on his face but he got the fat bitch from jackass 2 instead. Mel Gibson is just a rich alcoholic who couldnt make a good movie to save his life. Why is he still famous? He cant act , he cant direct, his movies all suck. Hes most famous for playing a alcoholic in lethal weapon, wow thats real hard for a alcoholic to play a alcoholic. Heres a idea maybe he should try making a movie that doesnt suck more than paris on a friday night. He should also take some acting lessons I mean lessons he didnt get from a transvestite at Eddie Murphy's house. You would think with all the money the hiltons have paris could afford to buy some tits. Why is paris the most popular hilton even though her sister is alot better looking? Lets be honest paris aint rich she didnt make any of that money. That means you like dont have to pretend to like her because like shes poor. Sooner or later she'll have to get off her lazy ass and make her own money.Paris doesnt really have any friends all those people are only around because of her families money. Lets face it no one likes paris anymore shes not hot. Her popularity shot down faster than my erection that time I accidently saw her sex tape. Britney and Lindsay both went to rehab. You know what thats means? Britney was high when she married K Fed and Lindsay was high when she made every bad movie shes ever made which turns out is all of them. Im playing I like Britney and Lindsay plus that would be a hell of a 3some. Anyway I know you do some stupid things when youre drunk. Thats why paris is so popular with drunks. I know cause I used to drink and party til I woke up one day married to a woman I didnt know.

heath ledger

heath ledger was found dead in his apartment in manhattan . he was 28 and it looks like it was a drug overdose.

Dallas Cowgirls

Terrel Owens used to talk alot of shit now he turned into a bitch. Its all because of Yoko Romo aka Jessica Simpson telling Romo to throw the game so he could spend more time with her. I cant believe he listened to her . If I were his team mate he would get his ass beat like the male model reject pussy he is. Anyone could see he threw the game so he cant deny it , he wasnt even trying . Next time Yoko opens her stupid mouth do yourself a favor and stick a dick in it.

crying game

Oh boo hoo hooo, Bill and Hillary are turning into a couple of whiny little bitches. Thats exactly why we cant have Hillary as president she turn this country into a real life chick flick. We would be the laughing stock of the world.

Hillary Clinton

Hillary Clinton is just full of shit. Vote for Obama if you vote Democrat. She has changed more than anyone else in the race for president. She takes kick backs from big drug companies and all sorts of others so dont elect a criminal to run our country, one clinton was enough . Besides its been Bush Clinton Bush , we need a change and electing another Clinton will only make things worse for our country. Lets face it , if we elect a female to run our country it will only make us appear weak in the eyes of our enemies. We dont need more attacks on our soil but I feel thats exactly what we have to look forward to if we elect a woman president right now. Im not trying to be mean its just simple, our enemies are sexist and if they see we elected a female president we'll have more terrorist attacks on our soil than ever before. Besides women cant run a war and our enemies know that.

crazy girl on the loose

The idiots released that crazy bitch known as Britney. How many dicks did she suck to get out that fast? Whos finally gonna get her some help? Im serious that girl is fucked in the head and she needs help worse than Mini me trying to reach something on the top shelf at the grocery store. I guess no one cares if she ends up drinking or doping herself to death but she has 2 kids and she needs to be around when they get older cause it sucks growing up with just one parent I should know. I never knew my dad, then again I didnt really know my mom either.

Brit in shit

Ah shit brits in some shit this time. she went crazy and now shes in the nut ward. What the fuck has this bitch been smokin? And , Where can i get some? seriously though whats it gonna take to get this psycho some help, I mean the kind thats gonna keep her in a rubber room for a while so I dont have to talk about her . Im bored with her .

Britney and friends

Okay, Dang yall, Im trying to think like Britney so I can understand what shes been thinkin' and Ive come to the conclusion that no one should ever try to think like Britney cause we got too many stupid people walking around already. Anyway, she fooled alot of people all this time but Ill let you in on a secret , Britney never could sing, shes always been talentless. I saw those pics of her with no panties. Ill admit I used to wanna see her pussy but not in a picture I wanted to see her pussy wrapped around my dick, you know, back when she was fine and hadnt had 2 kids yet and wasnt the fat ex wife of a male model reject whos rap career makes Vanilla Ice look gangsta and whos wrestling career makes him John Cenas bitch. Now back to those photos of fatney, my guess is that she wasnt wearing panties because Paris had been giving her a tongue lashing. I say that because she was wet as hell and in that one photo she had saliva on her. Hey Paris, Whats up? You make a sex tape with some nobody with a tiny dick but when you eat at the buffet Britney, nothing. If I make a sex tape and I will, I wont be with Britney cause shes fat and I wont be with Paris cause I saw her first tape " made pornstars look like oscar winners" so Ill be with someone hot, oh yeah I said hot and youre not. Maybe Ill give Nikki a call or maybe Ill show Lindsay what a real dick looks like, after being with so many midgets shes practically still a virgin ,they werent even big enough to reach her cherry much less pop it.