Andy Milanokis

You sit there drinking dog piss sucking on a frog dick stand up and step in dog shit.You look like short fat white boy, no more like a white dyke but everyone knows you're a hermaphrodite. You lil midget motherfucker you wanna try to be a gee cant you see you to white for the streets? You got all these fake motherfuckers running with you but the truth is if you ever came face to face with a real gang they'd leave you toothless. You clowns sit in your room playing with eachothers joystick and pop your rocks in eachothers mouth and thats what you really about so stop trying to rap cause we all know you full of crap and your mother fucked your brother and thats how you came about now, what the fuck is left for your fakeass to try and sing about ? Take the dick out your mouth and say something funny now you lil punk motherfucker I just fucked your mother. I know the bitch is dead but she still gives good head What? You heard what I said .

Micheal

Micheal Jackson passed away today in Los Angeles. He was 50 years old.

Jon & Kate

Why are these 2 idiots on tv? They have no talent so what the hell are they doing on tv. Im tired of seeing them bitching about getting a divorce . I dont give a fuck if they get divorced as long as they stay the hell off tv.

Deaths

Farrah Fawcett passed away. She was 62. Ed McMahon passed away. He was 86.

Miss Usa

I heard that a former miss usa is doing hardcore porn now. Did she really need to be back in the spotlight that bad? Who the hell wants to see her get fucked? Ive seen the pictures and she dont look that good naked. She had the nerve to try and pretend she could act, she said Oh I wanted to do porn because I like acting and sex. Bitch porn aint acting. You're basically a whore with a camera now. Shes a disgrace to old ladies everywhere.

Jackass

Wee Man died today when he had to take a shit and he fell in the toilet and drowned. Johnny Knoxville killed himself when he woke up in bed with someone and he rolled over to see Preston Lacy butt naked wearing a strap on. Jeff Tremaine was seen being taken to the hospital after trying to shoot himself when asked why , he said , Have you seen any of my work ? I suck. Steve-O did his most amazing stunt ever, he got a hard on, its really amazing considering he doesnt have a dick. Chris Pointless was rejected by playgirl , when asked why they rejected him they replied , None of our subscribers want manginas in our magazine, hes welcome to try again when he grows a dick. Bam Margera died when he tried to do another dildo stunt and it got stuck in his ass and he farted blowing himself up. The rest of the jackass guys sat crying in the corner because no one knows their names. Hey , Jack Shit aka Johnny Knoxville, you dissed me heres payback. Johnny and Jeff wanted to have sex but neither of them could find their dick so they had to buy a strap on. Well the fatass camera man wanted to jerk off but instead his dick broke leaving him crying for someone to kiss it and make it better instead he got gang banged by the whole jackshit crew.

Hollywood Asylum

Alot of crazy shit has been going on in hollywood so I think its time I get my blog up to speed. People gave Britney alot of shit for shaving her head but I dont see a problem with that. She was just trying to make the carpet match the drapes. People give Britney alot of shit cause she dont wear panties. Well me and Britney have something in common neither of us wear panties. Anna Nicole and her son got killed by her crazy money hungry lawyer. What was Anna's talent? I mean being a crackhead slut isnt considered a talent so im curious about what her talent was supposed to be. I have a solution for Antanella Barba and Frenchie Davis from american idol , If they want to be famous they should look me up. And, after we're done with the 3some Ill sell the sex tape or I could put them in a movie but I like the 3some idea better. Mel Gibson Micheal Richards and Paris Hilton were all caught being racists. Heres a newsflash , its nothing new. Racism in hollywood has been there for years. All these pampered hollywood pussies think their better than everyone else.Paris is just another slut whos parents are rich . She doesnt have talent , she cant even read yet people treat her like shes something special but if her parents werent rich she would be standing on a corner somewhere or living in a trailerpark married to her cousin with 10 kids. Micheal Richards is just a has been actor whos only famous for a character he played 10 years ago. Lets be honest the real reason hes famous is cause hes the real life Pinochio. Hes the only man on earth whos nose is bigger than his dick. When he gets excited he cant hide it his nose grows and grows like pinochio . The real reason hes mad at black people is cause he wanted Mo Nique to sit on his face but he got the fat bitch from jackass 2 instead. Mel Gibson is just a rich alcoholic who couldnt make a good movie to save his life. Why is he still famous? He cant act , he cant direct, his movies all suck. Hes most famous for playing a alcoholic in lethal weapon, wow thats real hard for a alcoholic to play a alcoholic. Heres a idea maybe he should try making a movie that doesnt suck more than paris on a friday night. He should also take some acting lessons I mean lessons he didnt get from a transvestite at Eddie Murphy's house. You would think with all the money the hiltons have paris could afford to buy some tits. Why is paris the most popular hilton even though her sister is alot better looking? Lets be honest paris aint rich she didnt make any of that money. That means you like dont have to pretend to like her because like shes poor. Sooner or later she'll have to get off her lazy ass and make her own money.Paris doesnt really have any friends all those people are only around because of her families money. Lets face it no one likes paris anymore shes not hot. Her popularity shot down faster than my erection that time I accidently saw her sex tape. Britney and Lindsay both went to rehab. You know what thats means? Britney was high when she married K Fed and Lindsay was high when she made every bad movie shes ever made which turns out is all of them. Im playing I like Britney and Lindsay plus that would be a hell of a 3some. Anyway I know you do some stupid things when youre drunk. Thats why paris is so popular with drunks. I know cause I used to drink and party til I woke up one day married to a woman I didnt know.